Stupid Me.

Well, I decided to tan today. Who knows why. I'll be honest with you, I am pale as friggin' sheet. So I put tanning lotion on and laid out for around an hour. Not only did I burn, I got stared at by my creepy neighbor and his son. I kept hearing wolf whistles and 'take it off'. Just a reminder to not tan near creepy people. Also, if you're white, just stay white.