Only Me...

So, today I had an interview for a job with Macy's. Essentially, they loved me and want to hire me but need to find the right position for me, which I will work with. So, to celebrate I went to Culver's to get some cheese curds because.. Hell, because I deserved it. So I'm pulling into the turn lane and the truck in the lane beside me decided, 'it'd be really fun to run this girl off the road!' So, to avoid hitting him, I ended up running over a road sign. He then promptly drove off while honking his horn. So, to celebrate my new employment, I got to put my car in the shop and pay a bill for a new A/C unit. 

Only me...